Oh, hi. So remember how I couldn’t really blog much because I was all obsessed with a New Thing that I wasn’t ready to tell you about? I think I’m ready to tell you about it now, but I’ve got about two months of catch-up to do, so I’m going to take this in pieces. It’s a process. Ready for the first stage?
I hope you’re sitting down, because you will be shocked (SHOCKED!) to hear that my New Thing was a dietary experiment. Knock you all over with a feather!
Specifically, it’s this diet. So go right ahead and click that link.
Now just react however you want. It’s okay. Thinking I’m a gullible lunatic who must be stopped is part of the process.