I had the hilarious idea today that what I am having is not a midlife crisis, but more of a third-life crisis (if you consider that I'm planning to live to 120), so I tinkered with my blog name and bio for your (and my) amusement. Anyway, the whole turning-40 thing is a lot closer to the real reason I'm doing all this.
(Also, let's face it: I exempted my blog from my 25-minute Internet time-wasting limit, so I am milking that for all it's worth. Keep watching this space for the usual 27 rounds of editing it will take until I am fully satisfied with all the new elements on this page.)
The urge to waste time is strong with this one.